Major League Baseball
Let me get this right: you’re the most gifted athletes in the world, you get paid millions of dollars to work half the year, and you go on strike? You don’t even have to stay healthy! You employ incurable drug addicts! The fans can expect to spend $100 at a game for tickets, beer, food, and maybe a program. Fuck you, I gave up on your lousy sport back in `94. As for Yankee Stadium moving, I wouldn’t care if the entire sport took a nosedive into an oil tank full of raw sewage, you foul-mouthed, illiterate slob jerkoffs!
