Love and Sex Links
James Mann
Yeah sure, anybody can find porn on the ‘net. Try finding love…
Well, maybe you should start in Loveland, Colorado… at least they have a chatroom.
“wwwlovelandonlinec(http://www.lovelandonline.com/)”
Not sure what you really want? Try the Transgender matchmaker pages…
“wwwtransgendermmake(http://www.transgendermmaker.com/)”
Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, Russian and Pacific Rim women want to marry…
“wwwtmamarriagecom(http://www.tma-marriage.com/)”
Found that special someone? Well, let ‘em know, ya big dummy!
“wwwhallmarkcomhmkw(http://www.hallmark.com/hmk/Website/hallmark_home.jsp)”
Try playing a little Otis. Works every time.
“wwwotisreddingcom(http://www.otisredding.com/)”
No, actually you weren’t the first one to do that. Look it up in the Journal of Sexual History.
“wwwutexaseduutpres(http://www.utexas.edu/utpress/journals/jhs.html)”
Okay, I wasn’t first, but I was the best, right? Not even close. Check out the world’s sexual records:
“wwwsexualrecordsco(http://www.sexualrecords.com/)”
All righty! She’s the one, right? Well, ask the big question. Scared? Do it by e-mail!
“greetingsyahoocomb(http://greetings.yahoo.com/browse/Events_and_Occasions/Weddings_and_Engagements/Proposals/)”
(A note – if you actually use this, prepare yourself for a lifetime of hell. Just a guess…)
This one goes out to the one I love…
“wwwfauxtoegraftcom(http://www.fauxtoegraft.com/)”
If anything on this site sounds familiar, you are either being stalked, or a perv. Get help either way. Stalking resource from Los Angeles.
“wwwlovemenotorg(http://www.lovemenot.org/)”
