Rush detained for boner pills
Limbaugh Detained At Airport For Drugs
(CBS4 News) WEST PALM BEACH Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh was detained at Palm Beach International Airport for the possible possession of illegal prescription drugs Monday evening.
Limbaugh was returning on a flight from the Dominican Republic when customs officials found a Viagra prescription that did not bear his name. Instead, the bottle of pills had the names of two doctors on it according to the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office.</i>
Gee, you’d think a person out on probation for drug offenses would have the sense to keep his wood juice properly labeled. What a moron.
And everyone who finds the notion of this drug-addled water buffalo wandering around the Dominican Republic, locked and loaded with a 4 hour Mr Happy and looking for love just a little bit, uh, NASTY, please raise your hand.
