Now for your Fight Club moment…
A bomb disposal squad was called out in Sweden to deal with a vibrating package – which turned out to be a sex toy.
A janitor alerted police after he found the package in the garage of an apartment building in Goteborg, reports Metro.
The package was humming and vibrating suspiciously, so police took no chances and sent out a team of explosives experts.</em>
JACK Was–was it ticking?
SECURITY MAN
(to Jack)
Actually, throwers don’t worry about ticking ‘cause modern bombs don’t tick.
JACK Sorry? Throwers?
SECURITY MAN
Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to call the police.
JACK My suitcase was vibrating?
SECURITY MAN
Nine time out of ten, it’s an electric razor. But every once in a while…
(whispers)
…It’s a dildo. It’s company policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We use the indefinite article: “A dildo”. Never “Your dildo”.
JACK I don’t own a –
