Evolution
by Jason Nelson
Horses are made of glue. I used to run up to groups of horses with
paper mache’ signs. They’d run and run, and after awhile I’d get tired and
throw up. I’m not sure when it started. People have just always said glue
was made from horses. Maybe that’s why I usually see large trailers filled
with horses around heavy construction sites. They probably take the animals
and place them strategically between giant slabs of concrete. Then as the
horses start to squirm and whinny, monstrous hydraulic clamps squeeze. I
guess then children and dogs from around the neighborhood could gather at
the base with bottles. In these hard times anything free is a blessing, and
free fresh glue, well that just can’t be beat.
Next: “The Great Society”
