Things to Look Forward to in September
September 01: My birthday. But more importantly:
September 09: The official announcement of National Preparedness Month. You heard me, National Preparedness Month. I know “preparedness” doesn’t sound like it should be a word, but I checked, it is. Not a tasty word, but a word nonetheless. And what is National Preparedness Month? Why, it’s a month dedicated to focusing on that which is attributed to all boy scouts.
And not at all an attempt to use the threat of terrorism to scare people into voting for Bush. Pshaw. Put that thought out of your mind, you commie terrorist.
